Monday, December 22, 2008

Grace Says the Darndest Things

I had bought some red and green tortilla chips for snacking. They were in a bowl in the center of the table and everyone was munching on them when Mom, Deb, and Pop first arrived. We were all chatting and munching, and finally we took the bowl away so not to spoil dinner.

Deb said to Grace, "So Grace... whatcha been up to?"

And Grace replied with attitude, "Well, I was trying to get that red chip in there!!!"

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As Mom and Robert were changing Grace (yes, sometimes it takes two!), Mom asked, "Grace, how'd you get so smart?"

Grace said, "Well, sometimes my dad tries to fix things... and they backfire!"

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This morning Grace got up and told Mom, "Daddy's in the bathroom making a big poop. It'll take three minutes!"

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